get me to a nunnery

don’t mind me just making a sex playlist

I spent three hours in class working on my compsci program and i only left because I had a class at noon and then after class I went to my professor’s office hours and she was like “I’m gonna suggest two improvements you should make” and she explained them to me and I totally understood everything and she was like “it seems like you get what you need to fix” and I was like “yes it feels so good!” and she was like “aw, well you earned it!” and I was like WOW yes!!!! I did!!! I worked very hard and I reached out for help in so proud of myself!!! and at that point I felt like I could do anything. it was very empowering.

i really enjoyed the company of everyone on my floor till like 2 hours ago when i figured out this guy is actually a lowkey rude asshole and everyone thinks he’s really funny so like..

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?